What if I told you one man, who bears a striking resemblance to Beaker the muppet, ate nothing but five entire Digiorno pizzas over the course of three days? Is that something you might be interested in? If so, Cal Richards is the man for you. If not, Cal Richards is also the man for you. Cal hails from DC, where he spent the last 26 years not eating vegetables and subsequently not gaining an ounce. Truly remarkable. Cal is a big “auto guy” and will be spending his summer in “Palo Alto”, where he’ll undoubtedly spend an inordinate of time force feeding dad jokes to his co-workers and getting in shouting matches with vegans. On the trip, you will find Cal swaying on the dance floor, but only until his favorite time of the day: 2:30AM aka “tooth hurty”, at which time he will grumble about a dentist appointment he has and head straight home.