Dan Partin & Kelsey Greenawalt

DAN

Hidden Talent: My entire body is covered in beard hair. Yup, the whole thing.

Why you want to hang out with me: I’m soft-spoken, but I will drink you under the table and have fun doing it.

Favorite quirk about my partner: Kelsey is the second best crab dancer in the world, behind me of course.

If I could fake my own death in order to collect the insurance money: I would “drown” myself in a vat of Wisconsin cheddar cheese. Yummy!

KELSEY

Hidden talent: Wookiee noise. I also know the movie Ace Ventura by heart.

Why you want to hang out with me: I can rap literally any song.

Favorite quirk about my partner: Dan is the second best crab dancer in the world, behind me of course.

If I could fake my own death… I would drown myself in a vat of gravy. What a way to go!