Danielle Dobson

Her birthday must be Thanksgiving, because she will ROAST you. By far the funniest MBA, she graduated from Northeastern but won’t correct you if you think she went to Northwestern. Dobs studied development economics before giving up on the world and taking a job in investment management and private equity. Her notorious deep-fryer parties made her a quick group of friends at Ross, who she regularly encourages to go skinny dipping when they’re all together. She can drop it, drop it low, but needs to learn to line dance before moving to Texas this summer to work in the tech industry.

Nickname: Dobby the House Elf (don’t give her a sock because she’s already been freed)

First Concert: Britney Spears (Oops! I Did It Again tour)

Drink of Choice: Diet Coke with Lime and Ice