David is the ultimate University of Michigan fan. When not cheering on the Wolverines in football, basketball, or hockey, you can find him teaching his fellow Rossers his favorite hockey cheers. None of us have seen him wear colors besides maize and blue and are skeptical he owns a single article of red clothing. A former Domino’s accountant (apparently not a pizza delivery boy but we all have our suspicions), David is a number cruncher extraordinaire. That said, unfortunately he cannot get you discounts on your late night pizza cravings. David is a friend to all, even if you went to Ohio State, in which case he’ll congratulate you on going to the better university for your MBA. He will be our finance guy, aka the best date ever since he will always be picking up the tab.
Rage Song: Get Lucky – Daft Punk
Self-Describing Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavor: Banana Split
Celebrity Doppleganger: Rob Gronkowski