You might remember this 5’11” Mexican specimen from the 2015 Super Bowl halftime show. He was the left shark. A beacon of light and responsibility, Daddy will insure all his trekkers are kept in whiskey, audiobooks, and in pursuit of #gains. Did we mention he’s trilingual? Does that matter? Daddy will be wearing the finest of tank tops with inappropriate bro culture inspired messages, making the best of decisions, and leading us in the wrong direction 100% of the time while showcasing his salsa dance moves. Mystery 5.0 is thankful he recorded last year’s shennanigans in his diary which he may or may not do again this year. This walking meme provides entertainment and all you need to add is whiskey.
Walk-up song: Despacito by Luis Fonsi f/ Daddy Yankee