Nickname: fElise Navidad
Hometown: Concord, MA (shot heard round the world – make mine tequila)
Career Interest: Consulting
White Claw Flavor: Mango
Biggest Value Add: Can almost always recognize when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.
Notable Weakness: Always late. Always.
Quote to Live By: “I’m eating junk and watching rubbish, you better come out and stop me.”