Emery “Zoidberg” Volz

After years living abroad, Emery has developed a deep and nuanced knowledge of foreign cultures and peoples. Unfortunately, none of his experience applies to Italy, so he’s mostly taking a back seat on this one. Emery does have a wealth of nerdy pop culture knowledge, though, and he used to be an EMT. I guess that means he’s in charge of first aid? Remember, kids – alcohol kills germs!