When he’s not trying to look cool in the Winter Garden, Jared can usually be found correcting people on how to pronounce “finance” or at Rick’s trying to relive his glory days as a wannabe frat star. This former Terp spent his professional formative years working in Baltimore as an auditor, single-handedly protecting the integrity of the capital markets while somehow keeping food on the table for himself. This summer in Los Angeles it’s going to be straight bottles (of Kombucha) and models (of the financial variety) for Jared, as he’ll be interning in investment banking. Finally, after spending 10 weeks in SE Asia last summer, Jared is truly a battle-tested veteran. You can, of course, expect him to provide zero insight and bring absolutely no value to our trip whatsoever.