Joshua Ahrens

Joshua missed orientation because the Army thought he was too important and they wouldn’t let him go (at least that’s what he told the MBA Program Office). In reality, he was surfing in Hawaii. He still can’t find his way around campus, so if you see him wandering around, please direct him to Skeeps. He is the nicest guy you will meet, but also known for his savage comments in class and brutal gifs in the section 4 groupme. As our resident investment banker on this trip, Josh will help you calculate your free cash flows or explain how your student loans should be considered as ‘levering up.’ Josh will also undoubtedly be the life of the party at the club into the wee hours of the morning.