Caution: Michael will demand adequate surface area on the dance floor. Never fear, his 6’4 frame will also act as your homing device during football games in a sea of maize and blue. While Michael is technically “from Connecticut”, he’s spent his college (and 2nd college) years in the Midwest. He’s a connoisseur of all things Big Ten and is an expert at navigating university dive bars. Unfortunately, Ann Arbor’s resident dive bar Skeeps (Scorekeepers) is in a league of its own and Michael has the claim to fame of being the only non-undergrad to get kicked out for creating a beer waterfall down the stairs. Be nice to Michael – he is super generous and will be treating you to meals and drinks on your own dime.