This overly competitive knockerball player is the only reason this trip is happening. A future golf pro and finance bro, he comes in a neat package. He’s the “responsible” one of the group, but don’t be surprised when Michael transitions to Miguel once the vodka lemonades start flowing. With how close his butt gets to the dance floor, you’d never guess he’s a germaphobe. A true Domer at heart, Michael is still grappling with the idea of cheering for the block M, but he’s secretly turned into a Wolverine. This summer he will be taking on that consultant life in the windy city, and be able to #humblebrag about all those miles he racked up.