Sam “Margherita Pizza and Margaritas” Kelly

Have you ever refused to play a game of “Never Have I Ever” for fear of being embarrassed about your debaucherous past? Don’t worry, because if Sam is playing she’ll make you look like the Pope. Fortunately, she’s as smart as she is cray cray – look out for her on Wall Street at the Goldest of Sachs this summer. Coming from a job in construction, it’s obviously a classic pivot. She’s been known to hide her dog in her bag during group meetings and curse in different languages when drunk. While these qualities may make you question her ability to lead you through Europe, don’t worry, we won’t put her in charge of anything too important. Maybe, like, our finances or something (pronounced fi-Naaaance).