There were once two Mystery treks. The other was so lame that Shirley sought refuge with us. This “leader” will be shown Mysterio ways, but we have faith in her having seen her display true leadership skills at Skeeps, Ricks, Necto, and other esteemed drinking establishments in Ann Arbor. Shirley is probably the best case scenario if you are ever sent to HR, and the main reason you actually won’t get lost on this trip, unless she blacks out. So she makes no promises.
Walk-up song: Bodak Yellow by Cardi B