Having set the Guiness Book of World Records for drinking the most Pina Coladas over Mtrek last year, he is a living embodiment of what it means to be “consistent and godly.” Steve, a resident tenant of Garage Bar, has spent the equivalent of his MBA tuition on vodka sodas and little tiny hamburgers. When he emerges from his GB lair it’s generally to attend Tauber (operations) classes, Taco Tuesdays, or Skeeps. You can often find Steve donning the latest in men’s fashion, which he will promptly begin to tell you about – just wait until you get a glimpse of the white canvas shoes on the sandy beaches of Ibiza. If you’re looking for a friend who speaks entirely in one liners, puns, and pick-up lines, have we got the guy for you. Ladies, he is single, and gentlemen, he is a world class wingman, sacrificing body and dignity for those he loves most. Cheers to you, Pina Steve.