Whitney Harkness

Having once sucker punched World Welterweight Boxing Champion Floyd Mayweather Junior (or someone that looked somewhat similar to him) for taking the last gas station eggroll, Whitney will keep us safe as we traverse our way to the back door. She most recently lived in the wilds of Colorado, so she is probably BFFs with Bear Grylls and can cook a 6 course meal with nothing but a pocket knife and her Grubhub app. Greatest accomplishment: she once saw Gwyneth Paltrow at a Pinkberry in LA.