Mike

“Mister Fahrenheit” went to that other school in Michigan for undergrad. When he isn’t borrowing lollipops from strangers in questionable Chilean neighborhoods, you’ll find him playing Pokémon by himself and giving girls the turkey drop. After failing to navigate the undergrad scene at skeeps, he’s regretting that last part though. The mtrek penny pincher, you’ll find baby butts trying to reign in Victoria’s reckless spending. Mister Fahrenheit will be making dog food or something at land o lakes this summer, so wish him luck in that business. Woof.