Comrades, have you ever dreamed of waking up in an Eastern European hotel with a killer hangover to find sauerkraut lodged in your ear and a Cyrillic tattoo on your butt cheek that reads, “The West Will Fall”? If so, this is the trip for you! Only a divine cosmic presence (or a shared love for fireball and partial nudity) could bring such talent together on the same trip. This trip promises to provide adventure, danger, and romance. The trip motto: “It hurts but I like it.” We will sleep in ancient castles, trek through the mountains of Romania, visit the home of Dracula, go yachting on the black sea, and get dirty in Sofia to the finest Eastern European house music. We will do this trip as it was meant to be done: beach and sun, all-night clubs, famous castles, and mountainside hikes. We expect only the best looking (in the eye of the beholder), most fun, most adventurous trekkers to apply! We can’t wait to meet you!
Wherever You Go, Go Blue!