Trip Region: Eastern Europe
Country(ies): Albania, Montenegro
Partners Trek? No
Trip Cost: $2190
Airfare Estimate: $2000
Nightlife: 8 • Activity: 3
Every other MTrek will claim to be the most fun and have the best crew… but we can prove it. Last year, in what was reportedly “not even a close competition,” we won a $500 bar tab for being BSchool Travel’s #1 rated MTrek. This year we’re going one country over and running it back. Beaches, boats, and bars – any MTrek can do that (and c’mon everyone’s already been to Croatia, Greece, and Spain). We’ll be taking it to the next level by raging through the Albanian Riviera and home of Casino Royale (Montenegro) where we will enjoy bottle service on the beach, explore Montenegro’s finest vineyards, speedboat through war tunnels, and get Medieval shooting archery in the mountains. Between Top Hill (former #1 nightclub in the world), city and food tours, and national park adventures, you’ll have a wild time and experience just enough culture. Our trip tearing up the coast will culminate in the biggest, multi-trek, private catamaran party of MTrek 2020! Join us and help bring back the title of best MTrek 2020 – we promise you won’t regret it.
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Travel Day — Sunday, Aug 16
Arrive in Albania and reflect on having made the best decision of your life. Located between Montenegro and Greece (right across the Adriatic from Italy for those who haven’t pulled up Google maps yet), Albania is truly a hidden gem of the Mediterranean. Once you arrive you’ll check in to our first hotel, kick your feet up and get ready to meet your future best friends. On our first night together we’ll enjoy a welcome dinner as a group before heading out to “explore” Tirana after dark (read: bottle service at the best club in Tirana). Make the most of your three hours of sleep, because tomorrow is a big day of exploration and sampling the food, wine, and culture of Albania’s capital city.
Day 1 — Monday, Aug 17
After a “full night of rest”, you’ll be ready to embrace a walking tour of Tirana to ease into local life. After learning about Albania’s rich history, we’ll embark on an afternoon of local exploration. Our tour features Dajti Mountain, fit with a guided tour and cable car rides to make sure you have the best Insta to carry on our legacy of winning BSchool Travel’s competition! Having worked up an appetite touring the city, we’ll spend the afternoon experiencing a full food tour and cooking class to wrap up a day of Tirana culture.
Day 2 — Tuesday, Aug 18
Roll out of bed, chug your Pedialyte and get on the Bus! We’ll nurse our hangovers in comfort from our private coach while we enjoy the beautiful views of the Albanian Riviera on our way north to Montenegro. Don’t forget your phone - we’ll stop for some Insta-worthy shots along the way. Don’t worry about adjusting to Kotor, our hotel is 5-stars, located in the UNESCO-protected Old Town Road (I mean Square), and home to the infamous nightclub Maximus.
Day 3 — Wednesday, Aug 19
If you came on this MTrek to jump off of some boats repeatedly, today is your day. We’ll spend the day cruising around Boka Bay, exploring Soviet submarine tunnels, and island hopping. This day is BYOB so start planning your Icing strategy early. Don’t worry, if you don’t perfect the whole jumping off a boat without dunking your beer underwater thing (you’re in good company, Mills is still working on this) then you’ll have another chance as this is just one of two boat days on the itinerary.
Day 4 — Thursday, Aug 20
Have you ever wanted to hold dangerous weapons while mildly tipsy? Welcome to National Park day! Today we’ll head to beautiful National Park Lovcen after a proper ham and cheese breakfast to fuel up for another day. For those up for an active challenge, optional activities include archery, ATV rides, or a leisurely hike to ensure you sweat out your sins from yesterday. We’ll then make a stop in the Old Royal Capital of Cetinje so you can get your ~*cUlTuRe*~ on before checking in at our next 5-star hotel in Budva.
Day 5 — Friday, Aug 21
Just as you come to the realization that you have the permanent shakes, today we tackle a private table at one of the best beach clubs in Budva, Ploče Beach, with €1,000 to burn. Ring...ring! Zach, the former Prince of Hvar’s Hula Hula will reveal himself again, so get ready for a full send day. Since we’re MBA 2’s we don’t do math anymore, but if we carried the 1 correctly, it sounds like we have some serious work to do to get through that tab. Aside from a personal security guard to protect our booze, this place touts an “American Lunch” - so get ready to get your tendie fix 5 days in.
Day 6 — Saturday, Aug 22
Saturday is Sean and Mills’ favorite day. As members of the Wolverine Wine Club executive board, they will lead us (get led) around two of Montenegro’s most famed wineries. We will start at the Sipcanik Winery built into an old military bunker in the hills. Not only will we enjoy wine and views over the river, but we’ll also gorge on a 3-course feast and 5 wine tastings led by a professional sommelier (Sean?). After a big lunch and good buzz, we’ll move on to the Kopitovic Winery which was founded in the 15th century and is still cranking out world-class wine and grappa. After a long day of vino, we’ll head back to Budva for more beach and pool, and another big night out at La Roca.
Day 7 — Sunday, Aug 23
Sup Boat Day #2? This is what MTrek’s are made of. To make this trip as extravagant and memorable as possible, we are charting the luxurious Tahiti 80 Catamaran Yacht to cruise the Adriatic one last time. Not only will we have an open bar for the whole 4 hours, but we’ll be meeting up with another MTek full of your new best friends from orientation just a week ago. Here we’ll regale and shock them with stories of our trip - or at least what we remember of it. Back at home base, we’ll have a big farewell dinner at Torch Restaurant overlooking the waterfront before full-sending it one last time.
Departure Day — Monday, Aug 24
Roll in from the club, throw your clothes in your suitcase, and jump on the private shuttle back to the airport with your new best friends. And then lie in the fetal position for 3+ days with crippling anxiety and question whether coming back to the US is actually a good idea.
Caroline “Mills” Casey
Despite being one of 100 Carolines, Caseys, or combination of the two in our class, *our* Caroline sets herself apart by pronouncing her name incorrectly, going by Mills, and being a general badass. After running the reinsurance game in SF (don’t even ask us what this means), Mills will be doing Financial Services consulting in Chicago this summer. Packing a lot of punch into her 5’2” frame, Mills will lead our trek on logistics, romantic walks home from the bar, and Rosé consumption. A Bay Area native, Mills feels right at home in the sand and sun of the Adriatic. She goes from zero to 100 (real quick) when she steps foot on a boat – bonus if aforementioned Rosé is present. Although she is still trying to master the art of swimming and drinking simultaneously, we have no doubt that she will make great strides during our Eurotrip Round Two. She loves tequila, hates chocolate, and is guaranteed to be the life of the party any day or night.
Zach has never said no to bottle service in his life. While he is officially breaking into investment banking this summer, he’s been living like an investment banker since birth. Zach is always hustling and was known for taking work calls during last year’s MTrek, because DraftKings couldn’t run without him *apparently*. But Zach isn’t all fun and games. Known for scheduling pool-side Rosé deliveries at the beach club, ideally at the correct interval of 2 magnum bottles every half hour, he takes MTrek planning extremely seriously. Zach knows the best restaurants, bars, and clubs in every city partly because his vast social network has already been everywhere we’d ever want to go. He religiously maintains and grows this network through classic tactics such as the “mini football approach.” He always puts his friends first and if you find yourself waiting in line to get into the club, Zach will always come through.
Patrick “Jonesy” Jones
Do you want a man that will sunscreen his own body? Do you want a man that will bring his own Pedialyte to Europe? Do you want a man who won’t fall asleep on a park bench overnight in the town square? Well… then Jonesy is NOT your man. But, if you DO want a man who will full send it at every opportunity, Jonesy is your guy. This alleged investment banker on sabbatical is taking full advantage of the opportunity to drain his IB-backed bank account in destinations around the world. From skiing in Canada to yachting on catamarans on the Adriatic to bottle service in the best clubs in Europe, Jonesy will always guide you into the best adventures with absolutely 0 plan on how to get you back out. Details are inconsequential when you’re on a two-year break from closing deals and wearing suits. A double Wolverine, his legends are world renowned. There are rumors that he was born at Rick’s with a plate of No Thai in his hand. (Insert nice closing sentence about Jonesy here).
Sean Francis Kelleher
Don’t let the preppy clothes, boat shoes without socks and Bieber-swooped hair fool you, Sean leaves a trail of destruction everywhere he goes. And we mean this in the best way. Having spent the last 8 years in Madison, WI he learned multiple important lessons such as: never leave home without a koozie in your back pocket, always locate the nearest Irish bar within 5 miles, and hangovers are fake news. His ability to request Wagon Wheel in over 15 languages has caused women across the globe to swoon (until he starts singing along). It’s a safe bet that Sean will be the drunkest member of the trek at any given point, but it’s equally safe to assume he’ll be the one taking the lead to plan the next stop. No stranger to leadership, this future consultant and current President of the Wine Club is happy to talk about anything from the latest trends in healthcare to the Dook Blue Devils after a few bottles of Beaujolais Nouveau.
Bridget “B MONEY” Manning
Don’t let her 100% interview-to-offer conversion rate fool you – Bridge is a one of a kind rally king who keeps the party alive. Whether it’s rapping every word of Lizzo’s Truth Hurts on a hotel roof in Split, or perfecting the number of chicken tendies to order, she is the leader who you’ll want carrying your MTrek. A former CPA and future Nike operations guru, have no doubts that she’ll be ready to leave Portland to carry on the legacy of the Ross Bus abroad – seriously, she literally has the keys to the Bus. Despite needing to be carried home fireman-style from the club last MTrek, being escorted from “Big House Jail” by campus police, and rocking a 6-month shiner, Bridge always bounces back faster than anyone at Ross. Bridge is the heart and soul of this crew and always makes sure we have a “wicked good time” (she likes to pretend she’s from Boston instead of Pittsburgh). So prepare for many alcohol credits, minimal debits – don’t worry you’ll get this after Fall A – and get ready to party with the Queen of the Bus.
Phoebe “Phoebs” Morgan
The blonde bombshell of the group, Pheebs also hails from the Bay Area before swapping coasts to hang out with Johnny Hopkins. After grinding through start-up life (just kidding, Deloitte – ever heard of it??), this future healthcare badass doesn’t need a whistle to wrangle any lost trekker (yes, her voice gets THAT loud and high pitched naturally). After 25 vodka sodas, not only will she bring the party up an octave or two but she’ll also scare away any strangers who are even thinking about trying to drink our bottle service. The undisputed ringleader of the group, Phoebe will be there to remind you that MTrek is a marathon, not a sprint, but don’t forget – we sprint marathons. Infamous for many reasons, Phoebe has been known to get so hyped that she loses her drink, only to be told that it’s still in her hand. Try to keep up with her and you’ll be sorry, but you’ll have a hell of a fun time trying.